Two men walk into a bar in Gotham…
…The third one ducks.
Two men walk into a bar in Gotham…
…The third one ducks.
Stolen from a panel that @CountMacdaft posted in the Out of Context Chaos! thread:
What do you call Batman insurance policies?
Dark Knight Returns
Hey guys! I’m back! Thanks for all the likes on my last posts in this thread, got me a badge.
Next one:
Poison Ivy once told Harley Quinn that people who sell meat are disgusting. Harley responded that people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer.
Angry vegetable?
Steamed carrot.
How many Bat-family members does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: None. The Bat-family isn’t afraid of the dark.
A man walks into a bar and says “ow”. - Batman in The Batman
I just cannot relate to DC. They never have any problems. It isn’t “infinity problem”, “problem on infinite earths”, “identity problem”, “heroes in problem”. See? No problems.
Okay, riddle me this: what never works after its been fixed?
A jury!
Why can’t Nightwiing get a girl?
Cause he is such a Dick!
This thread needs a revival.
What does the Penguin do when the Iceberg Lounge gets damaged?
Igloos it back together.
Couldn’t Agree more! Bring on the Jokes!
Why does Batman always drop a batarang when it’s coming back to him?
Because his dad died before he taught him how to catch.
I laughed at this one way to hard.
ha!
I know it’s way past April Fools Day, but I just thought of this joke. What do the Assassin’s from Assassin’s Creed, Jedi and Batman all have in common?
Their love for the cape and cowl!
I just used this one in the Everybody’s got the jokes blog community page, but I might as well. What do you call a fan of the Red Hood?
A Toddler
Why doesn’t Flash eat at Taco Bell?
It gives him the runs.
These made my morning… I’m easily amused
Hey guys… I know this isn’t a joke, but does anyone know how to make a new thread thing?