DC Dad Jokes

HA! I like that one.

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These made me laugh so hard, please I beg you keep these coming! :laughing:

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These are so funny

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Why did Nightwing stay in bed all day?

He had to go undercover!

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What did Deadman say to the pretty lady?
You’re boo-tiful!

Happy Halloween, all!

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I just saw this one online:
What do you call a Batman that skips Church?
Christian Bale

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@RubyL wow that was…:joy:

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What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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What’s Batman’s least favorite holiday?
Halloween, because it ends up being too long.

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When does Poison Ivy change her underpants?

When they get soiled.

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If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?

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Okay, if batman uses the bathroom, what do normal people use?

the Hroom!

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What did negative man say in school when he got math homework?

Let me just remove myself from this equation

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Jimmy Olsen got hit in the head by a can of Soder Cola today.
Don’t worry, he’s not hurt.
It was a soft drink.

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Why did the Martian Manhunter prefer to eat moon rocks instead of earth rocks?
Because they were a little meteor.

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Did you hear why Aquaman grounded his son?
Because his school grades were below sea level.

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I got trapped in an Apple store and couldn’t escape.

There were no Windows

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From DC Nation #0:

Did you hear the one about the letter without a stamp?
Eh. You wouldn’t get it.

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What do you call Aquaman when he’s in the desert?

Lost!

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Partly from Batman: Black and White (2013) #1:

If you’re an American in the hallway, what are you in the bathroom?

European

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