HA! I like that one.
These made me laugh so hard, please I beg you keep these coming!
These are so funny
Why did Nightwing stay in bed all day?
He had to go undercover!
What did Deadman say to the pretty lady?
Happy Halloween, all!
I just saw this one online:
What do you call a Batman that skips Church?
@RubyL wow that was…
What does Batman put in his drinks?
What’s Batman’s least favorite holiday?
Halloween, because it ends up being too long.
When does Poison Ivy change her underpants?
When they get soiled.
If two vegans get in a fight, is it still considered a beef?
Okay, if batman uses the bathroom, what do normal people use?
What did negative man say in school when he got math homework?
Let me just remove myself from this equation
Jimmy Olsen got hit in the head by a can of Soder Cola today.
Don’t worry, he’s not hurt.
It was a soft drink.
Why did the Martian Manhunter prefer to eat moon rocks instead of earth rocks?
Because they were a little meteor.
Did you hear why Aquaman grounded his son?
Because his school grades were below sea level.
I got trapped in an Apple store and couldn’t escape.
There were no Windows
From DC Nation #0:
Did you hear the one about the letter without a stamp?
Eh. You wouldn’t get it.
What do you call Aquaman when he’s in the desert?
Partly from Batman: Black and White (2013) #1:
If you’re an American in the hallway, what are you in the bathroom?