Why didn’t Batman go fishing?
Because Robin ate all the worms!
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What do Jason Todd and a drunk bird have in common?
—— They both spent too much time with a crow bar
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That made me laugh!!!
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What did BatCow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime!
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I don’t have any more dc ones I can think of… What do you call a singing necromancer?
A ouija bard
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at Metropolis High?
It’s fine, he woke up.
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Batman and Robin were trying to use the Batmobile, but it wasn’t working.
Did you remember to charge the battery?” Batman asked.
Robin asked, “What the hell is a tery?”
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hahaha
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Kid: Make me a sandwich!
Zatanna: Er’uoy a hciwdnas!
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Hahahaa I get it lol! That’s a good one!
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I find it hard to believe that so many people with powers are evil. Personally, I’ve never metahuman I didn’t like. (Credit)
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What superhero hits the most homeruns?
Batman!
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How many capes crusaders does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They like it dark!
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Once upon a time a dad and his kid finished reading a comic. The dad stood up and said, “Son, turn your night light on. it’s going to be one Dark Knight.”
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Hah!
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Superman can fly, but…Clark Kent.
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My wife just told me I’m too immature…I told her to get out of my fort.
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“Knock knock!”
“Who’s there?”
“Earth’d.”
“Earth’d who?”
“No, I’m from Earth-14, actually.”
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