i remember the last time i played poker with some Demons… i left wearing only my socks
On your feet?
“Technically we both cheated. I just did it better.”
That’s John Constantine in one sentence.
Perfection !
These demons are quite talkative, and as a Brit myself, I like their accents.
I wonder if the sword shooting beams thing was a callback to the holy shotgun sequence in the Keanu Reeves Constantine.
Anybody noticed Jason Blood/Etrigan the Demon
Oh cool. Learn something new everyday
Always like it when they get Etrigan to rhyme.
Etrigan’s an absolute badass.
Constatine = The BadA$$ of Batman, and the Quips of Spiderman.
And here’s Zatanna! Love that they got her in her classic costume for her stage performance.
“You’re ass is grass, Constantine!”
“And we’re the lawnmower!”
Poetry, pure poetry.
Somehow the demons don’t sound so scary when they’re saying taunts my fifth grade bullies used to say.
Imagine if they called John a “booger-eating butthead!”
It’s funny hearing Batman talk in Boston Brand’s accent.
I can never get over seeing Batman, with Deadman’s voice coming out
If I faint from Zatanna’s beauty, can someone catch me?
wobbles a bit
.ytterp os s’ehS
It’s funny, people complain about Batman being put in everything, but I think he was a perfect fit for this kind of movie – yes, his presence makes movies sell, but he’s a good rational-based hero to explain all the magical doo-hickyness. The only other character I can think of who could have been as good a fit is maybe Cyborg or The Flash.
“Auntie Em! It’s a twister!”