Daily Team Banter

Batwoman: How you liking your battle thong, Batman?
Batman: I–
Wonder Woman: Want a 4" skirt to preserve your modesty?
Batman: But–
Power Girl: How about we turn that batsymbol into a cut-out?

i’m sorry that 100% of my banter is underwear related but it’s just striking that for once it’s the male superhero wearing bikini briefs

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My batunderwear is awesome, and I am proud of it. Do not insult it.

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no no, i know. lift and separate the cheeks for greater range on your side kicks. batman has it all figured out.

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:joy::joy::joy:

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Today’s lineup:

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First I am upset they used that suit for Stargirl. It is too much blue. Why use it?

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Stargirl: So, how many exploding penguins do you have under there?

Penguin: Why do all the kids keep asking me that? I keep 50 under there.

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Today’s lineup:

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Lex: Now we…

[Damian and Mera both stab him in the heart].

Lex: Why do my teammates keep doing this to me? That is why I anticipated this and brought my armored suit I had custom made.

[Robin and Mera battle Lex].

Captain Atom: I need a new team.

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We return to Lex-Span’s coverage of the Atlantean-Earth Clean Waters talks, already in progress

Mera: I can’t work under these circumstances. Who appointed him as the ambassador?
Captain Atom: For the last time, I said I was sorry! I thought I could hold it until I got home.
Robin: -bursting in through a window- As the son of Batman, I’m infinitely more qualified to peacefully discuss matters than a nuclear-pooping soldier.
Captain Atom: …Who said anything about pooping? I dropped a load-
Robin: -snickers-
Captain Atom: Of waste! I had a cardboard box full of spare Chemo parts and a couple of of bolts fell into the Pacific Ocean.
Mera: Destroying my favorite coral reefs.
Captain Atom: Who let a small child into the building? I demand to know who’s in charge of this operation!
Camera cuts to static, slowly transforming into Luthor’s smug face
Lex Luthor: Ain’t I a stinker?

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Hawkgirl: They ran ahead and left us behind again.

Punchline: Yep.

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Black Lightning: Get him off! Get him off!

Lex Luthor: I fail to see the problem with Jones getting a power up.

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Ten Hours Later

Parasite: I don’t feel so-

BOOM!

Lex Luthor: No, my perfectly tailored suit!

Black Lightning: …I killed a man.

Flatline: -while texting Damian about manga- Been there, done that.

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