Good boy. You get a cookie.
thumbs a cookie Kelex’s way
You like cookies, don’t you Kelex?
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Very doubtful
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Doofus. Everybody likes cookies.
They may not eat them, but they do like them.
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Kelex might be confused with the nickname for dog treats. Maybe he needs the British biscuit to understand. How would Brand-El pronounce cookie. K’key? Cook’eh?
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He’s got a cog rammed where the sun doesn’t shine. If you’ve the strength to deal with him, go for it, fellow Kryptonian.
I’m off to read Superman and The Authority #4! 
Kelex, did you enjoy that mini?
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Kelex who pissed in your cornflakes
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Streaky!
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Kelex, did someone…you know…in your corn flakes?
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How did u get kelex to respond without tagging him?
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I…it’s just…Kryptonian magic. 
I edit out “Kelex fortune” as quickly as possible to make it look like he’s actually responding. 
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You like jazz?
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Kelex, do you smell?
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R u deaf? I’m just tryna find out if you like jazz?
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