It’s honestly SAD how many people are still defending Lx Lthor in 2023. Embarrassing.
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That bird looks kind of like a guy.
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That’s not a bird. That’s some kind of manned aircraft
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It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, wonder if Superman could be my neighbor, probably not, just a busy Daily Planet reporter name Clark Kent. 
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It’s a frog.
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This town is really crowded. Last week I ran into Black Lightning, Booster Gold, Gangbuster and Agent Liberty.
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Superman just walked up to me, said “me am not going to hurt you!” and punched me through 4 brick walls!!! I’m in the ER now
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Steps out of taxi
“OH MY GOD IS THAT THE SUN?!” shields eyes from burning out
“This is how I know I’ve been in Gotham for too long.”
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Wait! I just remembered!
Superman is really Cla GGAAHHHK URGGGHH falls to floor dead
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That bird looks like it’s going faster than that locomotive!
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I could totally see it leaping tall buildings in a single bound
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Sounds famliar! Y’know, though, my FedLex delivery is late again. Shoulda gone with Wayne Shipping after all.
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It happened to me once. It seems that any package arriving from Addis Ababa, Lex Luthor has to personally inspect.
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What were you buying from Addis Ababa? I’m just buying things from Gotham!
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meteorites
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I heard there’s a large market in those from middle Kansas for some reason.
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LOOK! Up in the sky! I don’t think it’s a bird or a plane…
Oh WOW! It’s Superman! That’s so awesome!
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What the… The Daily Planet’s paywalled now? How am I gonna’ get my Lois Lane article fix on? I love her.
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WHAT?! Since when???
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How dare they! The Planet’s really gone downhill since Morgan Edge bought it!
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