Betty Kane
Barbara Gordon
Stephanie Brown
Cass Cain
Carrie Kelley
Helena Wayne (I think).
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You know their identities?!
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Yes, because I’m Batman.
… My name is Alfred Pennyworth.
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Bruce Wayne’s butler?! Yeah, and I’m Chris Hemsworth!
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Who is Bruce Wayne? He sounds handsom.
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*Handsome
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My batspelling is vastly superior your human spelling in every way you filthy land animal.
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Sorry but are you Batman or Aquaman?
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Both
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Oh okay
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This reminds me of that time some random poster named Madhunter303 posted.
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can’t have sh%t in Gotham
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Yeah you can, there’s a sewer
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Uhh… WTH happened to our District Attorney and why is the left side of his face mutilated? I just literally bumped into him coming out of Wayne Fargo Bank. The bank’s alarms were blaring and he had two or three crazily dressed guys with him. When I accidentally walked into him he gave me the stink eye (the great big bulging one on the left side of his face) took a coin out, flipped it, glared at me, and then he and his weirdo friends jumped into a van and sped off. 
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He spilled his soup on his face.
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I overheard DS Del Arrazio say it was because the Maroni’s threw acid at him a long time ago. Sounds like something in a Sherlock Holmes story about Illustrious Clients or something!
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That’s right- now I remember. I had always thought he had reconstructive surgery and then just moved away from Gotham tho. Hmm. Welp, one thing’s fro sure- he’s def not practicing law anymore.
IKR? Also very Jekyll and Hyde. 
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That was def some powerful soup then.
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I hear there is a new Vigilante out to save Gotham, anyone got the scoop on @Huntress_Helena.
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