My husband said it best. Brucie Wayne can’t be Batman, he can’t even make breakfast, lunch, and dinner for himself.
true… your husband does make a good point.
Who the hell would even want to live in Gotham anyways?
uh… me. apartments are so cheap here. i’ve only gotten held at gunpoint twice this month! that’s down from 5 times last month. gotham’s really improving… probably.
My reasoning is very obvious. Anytime we tried to move away we just end up coming back anyway. Once you move there, you can never leave.
I just want to meet Batman. If he wasn’t here, I wouldn’t be here either
What are you gonna do, commit a crime?
how else would you meet him
I have connections
Unfortunately, despite the city being taken over by Bane, Joker, and than the whole magistrate mess, my business still hasn’t burnt down. And that sucks because I gotta leave before this city kills him.
all my family lives here.
Gotham has the best pizza on the East Coast, I SAID WHAT I SAID
Look maybe half the pizza places are fronts for the Maronis but hey, mafia goons make a good pie
Where else can you get a three bedroom two bath apartment for $200 a month?
Or a houseboat?
No, I don’t know why Gotham has felines, rodents, Mammals, and circus looking folk fighting each other in alleys and rooftops.
I blame video games.
Is it just me or does this city sometimes feel like it’s straight outta a comic or somethin’? Maybe one of those Warrior Angel stories!
Wouldn’t that be Metropolis
Look, Gotham may be a weird, psychotic town with super-powered psycho criminals who double as celebrities…but at least we’re not Hub City.
Comics are everywhere!
Is it true the artari E.T. games were buried beneath Arkham asylum?