Comment Like You're Living In Gotham

My husband said it best. Brucie Wayne can’t be Batman, he can’t even make breakfast, lunch, and dinner for himself.

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true… your husband does make a good point.

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Who the hell would even want to live in Gotham anyways?

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uh… me. apartments are so cheap here. i’ve only gotten held at gunpoint twice this month! that’s down from 5 times last month. gotham’s really improving… probably.

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My reasoning is very obvious. Anytime we tried to move away we just end up coming back anyway. Once you move there, you can never leave.

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I just want to meet Batman. If he wasn’t here, I wouldn’t be here either

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What are you gonna do, commit a crime?
how else would you meet him

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I have connections :wink:

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Unfortunately, despite the city being taken over by Bane, Joker, and than the whole magistrate mess, my business still hasn’t burnt down. And that sucks because I gotta leave before this city kills him.

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all my family lives here.

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Gotham has the best pizza on the East Coast, I SAID WHAT I SAID

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Look maybe half the pizza places are fronts for the Maronis but hey, mafia goons make a good pie

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Where else can you get a three bedroom two bath apartment for $200 a month?

Or a houseboat?

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No, I don’t know why Gotham has felines, rodents, Mammals, and circus looking folk fighting each other in alleys and rooftops.

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I blame video games.

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Is it just me or does this city sometimes feel like it’s straight outta a comic or somethin’? Maybe one of those Warrior Angel stories!

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Wouldn’t that be Metropolis

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Look, Gotham may be a weird, psychotic town with super-powered psycho criminals who double as celebrities…but at least we’re not Hub City.

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Comics are everywhere!

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Is it true the artari E.T. games were buried beneath Arkham asylum?

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