I’m gonna say it: the Central City Rogues are what Gotham WISHES theirs were like.
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Where are all the hotdogs?
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Oh, you’re new in town, huh?
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Anyone else think it’s kind of weird we have a museum for a guy who’s alive? I mean, I appreciate the guy, but having this big shrine to him feels kind of culty.
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shhhhh, he’ll hear you.
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That guy travels faster than sound, I’m not sure how he hears anything.
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Boy this sure is a windy city, felt like somebody ran by me extremely fast!
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It might be for the best to get rid of all the gorillas at the zoo, just in case.
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Did anyone else just see flashes of green and red lightning?!
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The weird stuff used to happen over in Keystone City, then it moved over here, then it moved back over there, now it’s in both places.
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My neighbor, the one with the red hair, is having a very nice smelling BBQ right now! I wish I could join him and his wife and twins!
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I saw a bank robbery foiled by what appeared to be a very fast moving mop.
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Wait I think we live on the same street! He’s super nice, brought me a cake when I first moved into town.
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Did he bake it? I think his wife gave me a casserole when I moved in too!
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How come there’s no speed limit signs in this town? 
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Yeah he’s a great cook! Classic central city honestly
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The interesting thing about having the Flash family around is that there’s a 10% chance you’ll meet a dinosaur at some point during your day with all the time travel.
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Word.
And no bananas for sale anywhere within city limits? 
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I hear it’s a $50K fine to leave a banana peel or french fry grease on the ground in this city.
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There are forty-five Big Belly Burger locations here. We’re all playing with fire.
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