[CLOSED] Need Some Advice? Ask Dr. Harleen Quinzel Herself!
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Hey there DC Universe puddins!! Harley Quinn here to give you all the AMAZIN’ advice y’been searchin’ for all yer dumbass lives! Go ahead an’ spill all a’ yer troubles in the comments below, an’ I’ll getcha set up real nice advice-wise in my own weekly column, comin’ soon to this cute li’l site’s News page!
Ever wonder how ta get that crush a’yers ta notice ya?
Or how ta get yer folks off yer back?
Or how ta make the best breakfast sammich ever?
An’ hey, look – yeah, I’m a psychiatrist with an MD, but it ain’t my fault if ya don’t get my advice right, okay? Y’gotta take RESPONSIBILITY for any crap y’get yer own sorry asses mixed up in. I’m just dishin’ it out, but no way I gotta clean up your messes, got it? Good! Then let’s get started, wha’dya say?
How can I get my peers to take my research into uncovering the grand global conspiracy more seriously? Every time I show them my strings and corkboards connecting K-Pop boy bands to the Bilderberg group, they simply glaze over until I’m finished talking. Is there any hope for me to open their eyes before it’s too late?
I need extra help with that first one, she likes both males and females but I think prefers females which is a problem as I am a male. However, this may not be needed anymore, but I’m not sure…
My husband thinks he is hilarious, but he tells lame dad jokes. If I don’t laugh, he explains how it’s funny. Should I fake laugh to avoid the overkill or punch him before the punchline?
Hi Harley, you must’ve got this idea from your first appearance on The Batman episode doing a talk show!
My question is I’ve been addicted to the internet for many years, I’ve been spending way to much time on this board. How do I get rid of my addiction? Please help.
Is it wrong to crush on a comic character (by the way, I do have a job and hobbies that fill my…uh, I mean the hypothetical person I’m talking about does)?
If you and Crazy Jane got into a fight, who would win and why?
Has Ivy considered dating Swamp Thing?
And last but not least, if things don’t work out for Ivy with Kite Man, have her get in touch with me.