mop-el - the janitor of the legion of superheroes
general zoo - the villain shapeshifter
Hobo - The Main Bum, The Bindlestiff Bastich.
Harvey Quinn - the chill skateboarder who grew up in gotham
wildcut - the paper cut is deeper than expected
eternity gurl - an immortal meme
collapsed - Help! He’s fallen and he can’t get up!
Yeast boy-He really likes yeast
Mad Batter - He throws fastballs at people and swings at them
Alike - clone of a clone
defective chimp. ,cant think of a good story for it can anyone else?
fat man actually already exists. google “fatman the human flying saucer” for more.
Two members of the JSA
Greek Lantern- Can create Greek Heroes to help him. Unfortunately their exploits were greatly exaggerated.
Greek Lantern: Hercules, help me fight these lions.
Hercules: I am allergic to cats!
Greek Lantern: Achilles, fight them.
Achilles: I broke a nail!
Scargirl: Just by looking at you she makes your face become horribly disfigured.
(Doomsday goes on a rampage, but he then sees Scargirl looking at him next to a reflectie surface).
Doomsday: Augh!!! I’m hideous! (runs away in shame).
red food
More members of the Justice Suciety.
Tower Girl- Makes giant towers fall on her enemies heads. The city she “protects” despises her.
Hawkmat- A guy names Mat who sends his pet hawks after his enemies. PETA hates him.
Hawkgill- A fish who tastes super delicious to Hawks. This makes her dates with Hawkmat very dangerous.
Atom Slasher- His favorite part of being a hero is torturing villains at the atomic level.
Michael Halt/Mr. Terrafic- He just tells the villains to stop. This does not intimidate them.
A rip-off of The Dark Knight Returns starring an old has-been Detective Chimp who refuses to realize that all his detective skills are now gone with old age and being out of practice.
Detective Champ – he has the power of gold medals on his side
Detective Chump- He gets terrible cramps from any physical activity.
bad-mite: bad mite! bad!
bat-mon–mon el quits the legion and becomes Gotham’s dark knight