Case Closed: The Unfortunate and Spontaneous Trial of @TheWifeofJasonTodd

Yes, but the court ruled guilty because that’s how this court works.

Also Happy Birthday! :partying_face:

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Sounds like a kangaroo court to moi.

Sips his soup as he visualizes a kangaroo sitting in the back of the courtroom, then chuckles lightly.

To paraphrase that wise sage Homer, kangaroos are funny.

Thank you, thank you. :superman_hv_4:

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This is an outrage!

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Happy Birthday @Vroom!

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Thank you, my fellow Diana devotee!

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I am NOT the man for the job. I can’t annoy someone. Even if it is literally my job. I would die. I regularly message my friends “hi” and immediately delete it because my brain is like “oh god oh no you’re so annoying shut the hell up.” If I like, tagged someone more than once in 3 days even as this weird joke punishment thing I would feel like so much of a bother I would have to take a tylenol and lay down.

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@Vroom Happy birthday!

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Anybody can annoy someone.

Just sit behind the person you want to annoy, gently flick their earlobes and make silly sounds (bubble-popping sounds in particular are a good choice).

Bingo, instant annoyance!

Also: Bingo, instant ass-beating. :smile:

Don’t actually flick someone’s earlobes or make silly sounds to annoy them.

Instead, make silly sounds to entertain them as you flick your own earlobes…then hold out your hand for a cash tip. :wink:

Thank you, fellow Swamp Thing fan! :superman_hv_4:

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Happy birthday!

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Beware the court of crazies, that watches Gotham all the time, ruling Guilty! from a shady couch behind the lamanite and the mimes, they watch Hugh at his prime, they watch Hugh in X2, speak not a whispered word of them or they’ll send a sopeana for your head!

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Hey, @TheBatgirlofNML , are you all right?

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Happy, Happy Birthday @Vroom

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I leave for 2 days and miss an entire trial…

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Would you be interested in subscribing to Court news? :laughing:

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@TheWifeOfJasonTodd

Your Court punishment starts today

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I’m alive. Thanks for asking.

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@TheMidnightGhost Want some help?

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Yes

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Y’all seem really hyped up to bring people on charges here! LOL

Oh, and Happy Birthday to @Vroom

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I’m not sure if I said Happy Birthday to you or Vroom, but

Happy Birthday @cellardweller115 :partying_face:

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