Career Changes..... Maybe Stick To Your Day Job

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Ok my DC Family… I had a random thought.
Just for Fun…

If a Character were to do an Extreme Career Choice Change… Which would be the Craziest / Funniest?
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  • Batman as a Standup Comedian
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  • Aquaman as a Sushi Chef
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  • Superman as a couch potato video gamer
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  • Firestorm as the new “Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires” Spokesperson
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  • Constantine as a Christian Youth Ministry Pastor
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  • Wonder Woman as a Septic Tank Cleaner
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  • Hulk as PTSD Trauma Mental Counselor
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  • Spiderman as a representative for a Non-stick cooking pots/pans company
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I’m suprise and thrill to see Marvel heroes in the poll! :grin::face_with_peeking_eye:

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Because why not. :rofl:

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Aquaman as a sushi chef is craaazy… at least Bruce’s outward persona is charming and smooth, so him doing comedy doesn’t sound too insane

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The Firestorm one was my favorite but there all pretty good.

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Im actually glad Constantine is just the obvious choice here. Honestly this is something he might do when he retires from demon hunting. Obviously not the preachy guy, yet I imagine he would want to help children and use his own experience to guide them in the right direction. I’m thinking the bad Santa movie would be a good example for this.

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Right?? I thought it was Illegal to talk about Marvel around these parts. I mean a certain someone (cough cough@Jurisdiction ) tried suing like 50 of us for that secret marvel thread not too long ago.

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I mean I could totally see current MCU hulk doing this.

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I would love to see that courtroom. :sweat_smile:

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But in all seriousness, if you do just want to talk about Spider-Man or X-men or hell maybe be like me and rant about Marvel. Lol
Then I think the insider Lounge would be the best place to that, not general discussion. I’ll share some links below.

https://community.dcuniverseinfinite.com/t/spider-man-thread/3313231?u=samsonkillingtime

https://community.dcuniverseinfinite.com/t/the-x-men-thread/3310718?u=samsonkillingtime

https://community.dcuniverseinfinite.com/t/dear-journal-2-0/3343456?u=samsonkillingtime

https://community.dcuniverseinfinite.com/t/deadpool-thread/3313219?u=samsonkillingtime

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Thanks! and here’s the courtroom and here’s the prequel. :rofl:

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Major Force would be a conservative grifter like Alex Jones. His pills turn you red like him.

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  • Polka-Dot Man as the Owner of a Clothing Store that Only Sells Striped Patterns.
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  • King Shark as an Intellectual College Nuclear Physics Professor
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King Shark could be hiding his massive intellect :eyes:

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I mean… he’s smart in Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League…

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I don’t know who Guts is, but I wish them well in on their career endeavors. :laughing:

  • Edited for corrections thanks to @Jurisdiction for mentioning some info about Guts here.
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Her*

She’s in Section Eight, which happens to be OODC’s first-ever focus!

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