Batman '89 Quotes

Watching Batman '89 again. This movie has to be one of the most quotable movies of all time thanks to Jack Nicholson & Michael Keaton.

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Haven’t you heard of the healing power of laughter?

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“I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.”-Batman

“What are you?!”-thug

-“I’m Batman!”-Batman

“Where does he get those wonderful toys?”-The Joker

“They buried your story on The Batman.” “That’s what they do to garbage!”-Gotham Globe reporters

“He must have been king of the wicker people!”-Alexander Knox

“Mr. Wayne told me to tell you he might be a little late this evening.”-Alfred

“I’m not a bit surprised.”-Vicki Vale

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On SNL this week, Michael Keaton showed up in a surprise cameo as Julian Assange, and said “you wanna get nuts? Come on, let’s get nuts!”

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“He was a thief and a terrorist. On the other hand, he had a tremendous singing voice…” - The Joker

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“I’ve gotta go to work.”

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Jesus Marimba!

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Gentlemen, let’s broaden our minds.

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“Did you ever dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight?”

“Love that Joker!”

“You… are my number one… guy.”

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Batman:
You killed my parents.

The Joker:
What? What? What are you talking about?

Batman:
I made you, you made me first.

The Joker:
Give me a break. I was a kid when I killed your parents. When I say “I made you” you gotta say “you made me.” How childish can you get?

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Bob…Gun…Bang

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I’ve of a mind to make some mookie.

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“What’s with that stupid grin?”

“Life’s been good to me, heh heh heh.”

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“This town needs an enema!”-Joker

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Never rub another man’s rhubarb.

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“I am the world’s first fully functioning homicidal artist. I make art till someone dies.” He he he

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You wanna get nuts? Come on! Lets get nuts!"

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“Because I bought it in Japan”

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Get Knox a grant.

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Give! Give I meant!

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