Right?! 
I read it and thought 
well. Gloppy just shot to the top of the list! And I must figure out how to casually use this glorious phrase!
Reasons Ares is the worst. 
He’ll never stop.
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Huh! The video thing mentions it is a ‘Puzzle RPG’ color me intrigued! Especially with Amazons added to the mix.
May I suggest going to a seafood restaurant and ordering a large crustacean? 
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**Name:**Mr. Monster
First Appearance: Wonder Woman #155 (1965)
Creators: Robert Kanigher and Ross Andru
Abilities: Possesses a wall mounted gatling gun. Super strength. Crappy personality to match his crappy appearance. Curse which makes his appearance match his personality. Possession of a castle.
Backstory: A mean spirited and horrible scummy individual. The man known as Mr. Monster was at one point a handsome prince who treated everyone with vulgar disdain and used his power an authority to mistreat others. His once handsome looks allowing people to go along with his most dreadful requests because pretty.
However the prince in question was such a terrible individual that he recieved a curse. A curse which would cause his appearance to match his ugly heart. And so on his wedding day when he was gloating how the princess he would marry would gain him new power, the curse took effect and horrified by his ghastly appearance, her, those attending the wedding, and all of the palace servants fled in abject terror.
The prince known as Mr. Monster now no longer protected by his pretty face, so disgusted his people that they sealed the entire castle in a forcefield and launched it into space, where Mr. Monster would turn to self pity and rage at those who he felt should have bowed and scraped for him instead ran in terror at his ugly guise.
He would eventually crash on Earth, his castle ending up on one of the many islands within the archipelago which contained Paradise Island. Where he would serve as the most obnoxious and terrible of neighbors. Never realizing that he would be freed of his curse if he just stopped being a terrible and rotten individual.
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Ares: “Angel keeps falling asleep when I monologue. I know - I’ll make giant bug men so she never sleeps again!”
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We’ve got a new thread to show off your Wonder Woman collection! Hope you all stop by.
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It’s nice that we suddenly have so many Wonder Woman threads. It felt kinda lonely around here before.
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I know, right?! I’m so happy. 
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Yeah, I kinda vanished from this forum for ages because it seemed kinda dead and my efforts to talk about things I was into would promptly fizzle out.
I was quite delighted that I recieved such a positive reception this time around ^.^
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Okay well this obviously calls for a group hug. 
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Name: Queen Supreema
First Appearance: Wonder Woman #26 (1947)
Creators: Joye Hummel and H.G Peter
Abilities: Ruler of the mobile ‘Golden Planet’ and the golden women. Possesses paralyzing ray guns, and the ‘Inhilerator’ a space vacuum for capturing space criminals. Entire planet is a mobile space fortress.
Backstory: Ruler of the Golden Planet, Queen Supreema was a peacekeeper for the Interplanetary peace organization. A league of planets which outlawing war, seek to stop conflicts and punish the aggressors.
The entire planet becoming a mobile fortress which could travel through space, Queen Supreema and her worlds population of Golden Women would become police for peace, traveling the cosmos for threats to the well being of the universe.
Using paralyzing ray guns to render threats paralyzed and a giant vacuum cleaner with a dangerous element filter called the ‘Inhilerator’, they had yet to encounter a threat which could not be overcome for the sake of peace.
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A beautiful Alex Ross painting? Reading a naptime story to Jumpa?! I love everything about this. 
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-Flops over-
Alright, that should give some extra villains for people to enjoy while im gone between May 30th-June 7th
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Name: Professor Zool
First Appearance: Wonder Woman #9 (1944)
Creators: William Marston and H.G Peter
Abilities: Scientific specialist in the realm of evolution. Knowledge for inventing a machine which can ‘evolve and devolve its subjects’. Ape lover.
Backstory: Holliday College professor of evolution and biology. Professor Zool was a man who was absolutly bananas about Apes. Obsessed with them beyond all reason, he would endlessly talk about how the modern man has evolved from the modern ape and his theory that gorillas could become people.
Inventing a device which can alter the evolutionary state of animals, Zool would gleefully use animals as test subjects to shift them on their evolutionary path for the sake of science. Not considering the consequences of any of his actions at any time because what is consequence in the face of science?
Even if Professor Zools mad experimentation caused the creation of Wonder Womans foe Giganta, accidentally ‘devolved the entire world’, and the details of his work would go on to be used decades to come by supervillains with ‘gorilla guns’.
For as far as Zool is concerned science is the only thing that matters and apes are the most important thing there is.
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Name: Mindi Mayer
First Appearance: Wonder Woman #7 (1987)
Creators: George Perez and Len Wein
Abilities: Star publicist. Owner of a massive PR company. Can command the ever flammable force that is public opinion. Master of merchandising.
Backstory: Born into a small Jewish family of tailoring alongside siblings Lili, and Kevin. Myndi would lose her mother as a young girl and grow up despised by her father. Kicked out of the house while still in high school, Myndi would make her own way in life, earning her way into college and going on to make a name for herself.
A self made businesswoman, Myndi would become a publicist, building up a massive company that specialized in marketing people and exploiting their clients image to sell sell sell.
A woman of many vices from smoking, drinking, drugs, sex. Myndi was one who lived for pleasure and while she could be very self destructive, she was also someone who cared about her clients and would ensure they were taken care of.
Seeing how instantly popular Wonder Woman was overnight, Myndi would seek her out and to their mutual benefit become her personal publicist in charge of her brand. However what started as a relationship born of profit became something more as Diana inspired Myndi to do better. To be better. Striving to actually make a difference in the world.
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I confess Myndi is easily my favorite Wonder Woman character added in the modern day. From concept to character theres just alot about her that I really love
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Name: Mala
First Appearance: All Star Comics #8 (1941)
Creators: William Marston and H.G Peter
Abilities: Amazonian super strength and ability. Can deflect bullets from her bracelets. Can pilot planes and ride kanga. Overseer of Reformation Island.
Backstory: Dianas dearest and closest friend amongst all the Amazons. Mala is one of their great champions and considered one of the most skilled and talented amongst their number.
Mala and Diana would constantly compete, improving and growing in skill and talent from the effort to best one another for they were near evenly matched.
When Diana would leave the island, Mala would wish to follow, only to be forbidden to accompany her dearest friend. However Mala would go on to contribute greatly to Dianas efforts.
For when Diana began bringing those amongst the outside world who she believed were capable of better things and could be rehabilitated, Mala would become the caretaker and overseer of ‘Reformation Island’ an island which would transform those brought to it from criminals to productive members of society through therapy, social interaction, and positive engagement.
In later years Malas role in Dianas life would lessen with her having a reduced role in things in post crisis and beyond, however she would always remain a friend who Diana could count on when she needed it.
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Small Wonder Woman reference that I loved in the new Vixen Webtoon comic:
Excuse you, Wayne Industries? Does Diana know you’re using the name of her homeland to hawk Greek yogurt? 
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Things like this are why one needs a publicist. So they can sue the bat-pants off of such hucksters~!
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